Theme Credit

porkrub:

titytwochainz:

gagging is such a beautiful noise

nothing makes me happier than the sound of a woman choosing my dick over the air she needs to live

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titytwochainz what-if-i-cant-stop-loving-you

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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icarly-official magicul

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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budweiner magicul

westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

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westindianlows advisible

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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champagnepapa distraction
ollyhooper:

thattwatdeziree:

mahramore:

shots fired

Shots definitely fired

I’m Christian and I approve of this tweet very much!
anacondaxvice chronicles-of-the-box
tag-redfield:

derekwtf:

panatmansam:

The coolness of this gif is beyond words.

Ugh omg

water porn
panatmansam chronicles-of-the-box

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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netlfix distraction

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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whores distraction
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freaksandgeek magicul
149,397 notes
leajon elizabethmorganmace

apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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meditite rnarypat
201,976 notes
tastefullyoffensive leg-day-ery-day
269 notes
accioyash leg-day-ery-day