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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

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problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

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problackgirl dulldrops
  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
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catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
bunnyfood hotboyproblems
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dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows
unacclimated yourstruliejulie

astrobit:

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity

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tippitytoes:

Reasons to dye your hair unnatural colours:

  • You get to be the main character of the anime
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tippitytoes makemeskinandboness
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fuck-yeah-feminist:

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

It’s a frightening reality.

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slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM
laughcentre rnarypat
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lovelive2k14:

ladyfaris:

theweekmagazine:

Today’s best editorial cartoons

WHAT

fucking incredible what old people think is funny these days
theweekmagazine rnarypat

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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