maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

(via hotboyproblems)

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive, via inhale-exha-l-e)

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

(via very-much-alivee)

kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill, via yourstruliejulie)

armani-kyzuki:


pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

This is officially one of my favorite posts.

herrschtick:

the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it

(via hotboyproblems)

pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza, via very-much-alivee)

mrgeschwister:

My only talent is losing followers

(via hotboyproblems)

drunkpls:

If we follow each other you have permission to ask me for my number and text me

(via very-much-alivee)

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