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tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

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abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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fefeeri:

vwhy:

fefeeri:

WHAT TEAM

catwild

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butt-berry:

This is the whole show
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porkrub:

titytwochainz:

gagging is such a beautiful noise

nothing makes me happier than the sound of a woman choosing my dick over the air she needs to live

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icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

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jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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ollyhooper:

thattwatdeziree:

mahramore:

shots fired

Shots definitely fired

I’m Christian and I approve of this tweet very much!
anacondaxvice chronicles-of-the-box
tag-redfield:

derekwtf:

panatmansam:

The coolness of this gif is beyond words.

Ugh omg

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panatmansam chronicles-of-the-box

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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